Directed by Woody Allen, After the failure of his career, his marriage, and his suicide attempt, world-class grouch Boris Yellnikoff, spends his days insulting the small children unfortunate enough to study chess with him and irritating his still-loyal friends with his never-ending tirades about the worthlessness of absolutely everything. A former Columbia Professor and self-proclaimed genius who came close to winning a Nobel Prize for Quantum Mechanics, Boris fancies himself the only one who fully comprehends the meaningless of all human aspirations, and the pitch-black chaos of the universe. As he readily admits, Boris is not a “feel-good person.” Boris begins to mold the impressionable young girl’s worldly views to match his own. When it comes to love, “whatever works” is his motto, but his already perplexed life complicates itself further when Melodie’s parents eventually track her down.

Tagged: Adam Brooks, Carolyn McCormick, Conleth Hill, Evan Rachel Wood, John Gallagher Jr., Larry David, Lyle Kanouse, Michael McKean, Nicole Patrick, Patricia Clarkson, Whatever Works, Woody Allen, Yolonda Ross